Wednesday, April 6, 2016

My dump on Trump. A Trump dump.

Please note before reading that this is my personal opinion. If you don't like it, kindly fuck off. And have a wonderful day! Fuck off wonderfully! Thanks.

Are you fucking with me? This is a joke, right? Donald Trump is the front runner in the Republican Party? I think America is being punked.

My impression of Trump: A vain, ignorant, racist, narcissistic brat who is constantly yelling about something. His arguments have no depth, which unfortunately puts him on the same level as the uneducated masses that populate our country. I’m not saying America is stupid, please don't misinterpret. I’m saying some of the people in it are stupid, lacking in an adequate education or desire to acquire one. Trump can work off of that to get the votes. It’s horrifying to think that the idea of him even running for our most coveted leadership position is being entertained. He’s a superficial chauvinist who will not hesitate to trample our rights as HUMANS while all but eliminating foreign policy. We will become the laughingstock of planet Earth if he is somehow voted in as Commander-in-chief. Other countries are already bracing themselves. And I’m sure Canada will start making room for the millions that flee the country in the name of all that is good in this world. Not to mention that he is a business man, not a soldier. If he does take office, countries will line up to take a swing at him, and by extension, us.

For those who think that because he’s rich he’s going to help us financially: Get your head out of your ass. Trump is in the business of making money, not spending it. Like he has some master financial plan to get us out of debt. Please. The man is a real estate tycoon. He's not even good at it. Trump has filed for bankruptcy four fucking times since 1991, claiming these filings were 'strategic'. So he took advantage of our systems to maintain his billionaire status. WTG, fuckface. Even if he did spend money on the betterment of America, the toll it would take on our rights as citizens of the United States would be unbelievable. Fucking misogynistic bastard. He is the very definition of male white privilege. He is literally everything that is wrong with the world right now. Hateful, ignorant, entitled, decadent, and just plain mean. He can’t sympathize with the issues Americans face, how is he going to give enough of a fuck to improve or even solve them?

Don't even get me started on his conduct with members of the female gender. Anyone with a vagina will be plummeted into the 1910s. Remember? When we weren't allowed to vote and shit? Yeah. Fuck that. Abortions punishable? Go fuck yourself. Allow me to offer some clarity on my view of abortion: I do not like the idea of abortion. I believe conceived humans should be given the best possible chance to be born and live happy and full lives. I believe there are other options such as adoption. I also believe that what anyone else with a vagina does with their uterus is none of my fucking business. I believe abortion should be available in case of rape, incest, or threats to a woman's health and safety. I also believe it should be available so desperate women don't injure themselves or become injured in illegal and dangerous back-alley abortions. I believe that neither the government nor religious organizations (or anyone else for that matter) should have a say in what women do with their bodies. If the government was given the power to dictate what we can and can't do with our person, even on a small scale, that opens quite a floodgate of bullshit. Think mandatory hysterectomies/vasectomies. Bans on body modifications. Government approval requirements for cosmetic surgeries, transgender operations, or any other surgical procedure that might alter how we identify ourselves. That power should not belong to a government, it should belong to us. It's called freedom and exercising our free-will. This should never be punishable. If the knowledge and technology for such things are available, it lies with the individual to decide what is right for them. No one else.

Marie Claire has an article with a collection of some of his more ridiculous quotes. (

Here are some of my favorites.

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
Me: Fucking seriously?

“I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
Me: I just can’t.

“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
Me: You are the most delusional human. Ever.

“One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
Me: I’m glad he’s aware.

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
Me: I’m glad that’s all you care about. Because obviously that’s all that matters.

“It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”
Me: …

“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
Me: Dafaq.

“You’re disgusting.” –To a lawyer who needed to take a break to pump breast milk for her child.
Me: …

"My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault."
Me: I just don’t think he knows what words mean.

One of my absolute favorite rips on Mr. Trump is brought to us by John Oliver. I highly encourage people to watch this. The points made are incredible, funny, and to the point. Please please please watch this.

Donald trump should be ashamed of himself. Irrevocably and perpetually ashamed. And yet, he is utterly shameless. Not the admirable sort of shameless which guides some through life with tenacious vigor. But an abominable and unforgivable shameless which is in the most self serving of senses.
He prides himself on being most searched on Google. Yes, Donald. You are the most searched political candidate. This is because you are completely ridiculous. Everyone loves to watch a shit show. The fact that the simplicity of that dynamic escapes you makes me loathe you, as well as the masses that support you, all the more. I suppose I shouldn't say that. But it's the truth. I cannot abide people who go blindly and ignorantly through life as if nothing at all matters. Not bothering to look for knowledge or truth in it. I make a point to strive for both. And in the end, if nothing at all actually mattered, at least the next generation will be a bit safer for our efforts. At least I would have been a positive force in this world. I should say, rather, that I cannot abide careless and ignorant people. Stumbling through the world, as they do, with no regard for their effects, impacts, or consequences wrought on those around them. People without a sense of awareness. People without foresight. People who are contented to be part of the mob. A mindless, selfish, and pugnacious mob. Trump breeds hate and supports those who do the same.

"So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of 'em, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell — I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise. I promise." - The fact that this sentence formed in his brain and left his mouth, jest or no, is disgusting.

As a presidential candidate he makes the bid for the White House a fucking joke. He obviously doesn't grasp the seriousness of the role of a President.
I'm fully aware that I might get some lash back for this blog but frankly, I don't care. If you support Trump for any reason, valid or not, I cannot agree with you. The incredible amount of evidence that supports the FACT that this man should never be given a leadership role, or even a management position at your local Wal-Mart, should tell you that a single reason to vote for him is entirely inadequate. I can't find the words to fully convey my disdain & contempt for a human that I plan never to meet. I can only find solace in the idea that the population of America will be intelligent enough to realize the seriousness of their votes. That people should not extent the privilege of a vote simply because this deplorable person is fucking trending on twitter.

I highly encourage people who would argue with me on my position to first watch & read all of the links I have posted in this blog. If you can read & listen to all of this and still support Donald Trump, I have no time for you.

Other important links and videos that moved me to write this blog:

Mexican Immigration -

I will protect you -